April 14, 2003 - 1:45 PM

I Miss My Maggots

I Miss My Maggots

So my arm healed nicely.

And I decided to keep some of the maggots as pets. I mean, how cute – all hairless and squirmy. I even named them: Andrea, Bethany, Chip, Slimey, Stanislaw, Christian, Tammy, Magnus, Peth and Georg.

Unfortunately my maggots ran away. I was so sad. I had left them in a glass with some putrid meat. The next morning they were gone.

It was very upsetting that my new pets were all gone. When I went into the kitchen the next morning I was all ready to greet them but they weren't there. I started to cry and then noticed all these damned flies buzzing around me. It was very annoying.

Holy crap, flies bring disease! So I killed them. Got out my flyswatter and SPLAT! Killed every last one of those mother fucking flies. Damn.

I hope my maggots come back.

By the way, a few years ago a young man used my email address to flood a newsgroup. Mind you, I did not know this young man and only found out that he was forging my address when I started to get crap from the newsgroup. I have recently tracked down this person in the newsgroups. He is a young man now but has not grown up in the past few years since he did this ball-less act. I have his email address and I have his phone #. He lives a few towns away from me. Suggestions?

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