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February 24, 2003 - 11:33 PM

Killing the Cats

Killing the Cats

BillThere once was a cat name of Bill
Who ate but could not get his fill
He’d bellow for food
Late at night, it was rude
Killing him was such a great thrill
There once was a cat name of Pinky
Who also had poops very stinky
Her fur was so white
You could see her at night
I enjoyed killing her so much it was kinky
Pinky
GGThere once was a cat name of G.G.
Who was quite terribly needy
For attention she would cry
Until you started to sigh
I killed her in a hotel that was seedy
There once was a cat name of Dumbo
Who would do the cat litter Mambo
The stench was so vile
You could smell it for a mile
So I killed him and cooked him in Gumbo
Dumbo
Mistah MahGlooThere once was a cat name of Mistah Mahgloo
Whose crying could not be subdued
The noise was intense
It defied common sense
Killing him as long overdue
There once was a cat name of Norton
Who must have weighed more then a ton
A very cute kitty
And more so’s the pity
When I killed him it wasn’t as fun
Norton

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