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February 24, 2003 - 11:33 PM
Killing the Cats
Killing the Cats  | There once was a cat name of Bill Who ate but could not get his fill He’d bellow for food Late at night, it was rude Killing him was such a great thrill | There once was a cat name of Pinky Who also had poops very stinky Her fur was so white You could see her at night I enjoyed killing her so much it was kinky |  |  | There once was a cat name of G.G. Who was quite terribly needy For attention she would cry Until you started to sigh I killed her in a hotel that was seedy | There once was a cat name of Dumbo Who would do the cat litter Mambo The stench was so vile You could smell it for a mile So I killed him and cooked him in Gumbo |  |  | There once was a cat name of Mistah Mahgloo Whose crying could not be subdued The noise was intense It defied common sense Killing him as long overdue | There once was a cat name of Norton Who must have weighed more then a ton A very cute kitty And more so’s the pity When I killed him it wasn’t as fun |  | Jab ----- Hook

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