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December 06, 2002 - 2:25 PM
Feels So Good, I Want to Kill You
Feels So Good, I Want to Kill You
Last night after having a really great orgasm, I was thinking about why there is no list to qualify the different intensities of orgasm. Perhaps there is a list but I am unaware of it? Regardless, I'm not wrong, orgasms come in all sorts of different intensities and there ought to be a list to qualify this stuff.
Well, anyway I have my own list to categorize this stuff. For instance, last night I had a Punch-Your-Lover-In-The-Face-Until-Your-Hand-Sinks-All-The-Way-To-The-Back-Of-His/Her-Skull Orgasm. I'm sure many of you recognize this as an orgasm you have had. It's a pretty good one. But it is not the best one.
The best orgasm is probably the Tear-Your-Lover's-Head-Off-By-Grabbing-His/Her-Clavicle-And-Lower-Jaw-And-Pull-In-Opposite-Directions Orgasm. That one's intense.
Then there is the Strangle-Your-Lover-Until-He/She-Is-Dead Orgasm. Sometimes that one makes me cry.
The Slap-Your-Lover-In-The-Face-A-Few-Times Orgasm is nice but not very intense. As well the Rip-The-Skin-Off-Of-Your-Lover's-Chest Orgasm isn't very intense either.
A really nice and pleasant orgasm is the Bite-Your-Lover-In-The-Neck-And-Eat-The-Flesh Orgasm.
Perhaps many of you agree with me and recognize these different types of orgasms. In fact I know a lot of you have these. But if anybody has a different system to categorize the different intensities of orgasms, please share with the rest of us in the guestbook. Thanks!
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