June 19, 2002 - 2:34 PM

Here is a story from last night

Here is a story from last night

Last night I went out with a few friends - Peth, Addie, Bevin, Sooner, & Tom. I was wearing a really tight little red tank top that showcases my tits. Bevin brought candy necklaces and bracelets for the girls (the real girls). We all went to the Crystal Lake Diner and the waitress was sort of dykey. She might not have been a dyke but she was dykey. Oh, and she had a MULLET. So we're sitting there and I'm sort of playing with my candy necklace. The waitress comes over to refill the coffee cups and asks me if I want "a little hit" (my cup was still half full). So I said, "yeah." Then she looks down at me and says, "Oh, are those things chewable?" and without thinking I just said, "yes." As the waitress walked away Addie, who was sitting next to me, starts to dissolve into uncontrollable laughter. I turned to her and said, "She was talking about the necklace, right???"

Jab ----- Hook

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