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April 23, 2002 - 9:30 AM
Cheerleaders 5 - Blandman's Account
After reading my latest entry regarding my night at the bikini club, I realized how egocentric I was being. The entry was all about me and my experiences without hardly a word concerning my companions. After all, the reason we went was to cheer Laura up who has been feeling a little down lately. To remedy this, I invited Laura (Monster Tamer), Fred (Keeper of the Monster) and Blandman to write their accounts of the night from their own points of view. I am presenting these accounts in their entirety (with slight edits for grammar, punctuation, etc.).
They will be presented as a series of entries beginning with Laura's.
Below is Blandman's account.
Blandman's Account of Cheerleaders
The night became more blurry as it went on. At Melange I had drank probably a bottle of Chardonnay. I tried to slow down but it just didn't happen. We arrived at Cheerleaders relatively early, about 7:00 PM. The place was nearly vacant. The dancers were complaining that everyone was watching sports or something and that they would be in when the game was over. The satellite stage wasn't open yet. We could have picked nearly any seats in the house. We picked a table very close to the satellite stage. Soon after a round of drinks, Andie came by. She was a very thin, tall, blond girl. She was part of the "talent". She was one of the bikini dancers that worked there. Cheerleaders isn't a strip club. The girls don't take off their tops or bottoms. They just dance provocatively and wear as little as possible. Andie was talkative. My bitch, Bitchy asked her all sorts of personal questions about dancing. Today we were there with Fred and Laura. It was supposed to be Laura's night but I think we lost sight of that as the evening went on. At least I forgot and that's embarrassing.
We saw Michelle as Bitchy was drilling Andie about dancing. Michelle impressed us before when Bitchy and I came to Cheerleaders with Peth. Michelle was also a very skinny, albeit sexy woman. She was very athletic. Michelle had put some blond streaks in her dark hair which I didn't care for. Bitchy asked Michelle how long she had been dancing and her personal history. We told her how we loved her impressive pole dancing. One thing led to another and soon Michelle was giving Andie lessons on pole dancing on the satellite stage. Seeing "advanced pole dancing 101" was very interesting. Michelle was the most impressive pole dancer that I have seen. Eventually, we started dishing out our dollar bills to Andie. As before, Michelle seemed disinterested in our money. Strange but fine with us.
Our whole party, Fred, Laura, Bitchy and I developed a sort of friendship with Andie. We did give her lots of our money too. I came in to Cheerleaders with about $100. I thought that should be enough. Well, that estimate turned out to be way off.
The place was starting to fill out and the satellite stage was opened to all of the other dancers. Our money started to flow then. I remember putting our money in a big pile on our little table. Someone was bringing us drinks, but who?. Probably Fred was doing this but I can't remember. After a while, I was forgetting to tip. Another embarrassing thing.
Many of the dancers had faces we saw when we were there with Peth a month or so ago. After our first visit, Bitchy did research and discovered that we should make the girls 'work' for their money. My bitch decided that she was going to touch more too. Every girl that came by got drilled questions by Bitchy. I don't know if we made them work as much as we could or should have. At some point, my bitch did start touching some dancers more.
I know one of my weaknesses with these dancers. Of course, I like to see their big butts up in the air facing me. But there is a trick the dancers can do that is a sucker punch to me. They look me in the eye with that look that is "I'm doing this just for YOU.". That'll get my money every time. Even if it is just an act, for a moment or two it feels real. It's a good feeling.
Andie was pressing us to buy a couch dance from her. Soon, Laura or Bitchy bought the first couch dance from Andie. I can't remember which was first. From reports of how good she was, the other bought a couch dance too. Bitchy came back whispering "She touched me!". She had to explain that statement in detail later. Cheerleaders was now quite busy and the girls were in full rotation. About this time the "Cops" came in and sat down at the table next to us. They were four big guys, one of which was a cop (we found out later)—two brothers and their nearly adult sons. They were watching the girls but they also noticed my bitch. Bitchy told me that they were asking her when she was going to start dancing. They would yell at me "You know how lucky you are, man?". I just nodded or smiled at them. What was she doing for them? What had she told them? Whenever they saw me, they would bark at me "Man, you are lucky". Rather than get paranoid, I just rolled with it and smiled.
We were running low on cash. Bitchy said that she had used the convenient MAC machine and got another $100. At some point, we saw Vivian again. Bitchy and I had noticed Vivian from our first visit to Cheerleaders with Peth. Unlike the skinny dancers, Vivian had a nice big, round, firm butt. She was very curvy yet she wasn't very tall. That suited me fine. That is what I like. Her bikini barely covered her. We gave Vivian a lot of attention and money. Bitchy said that Vivian had breast implants. I hadn't felt them enough to tell. Vivian had a less than becoming jaw or teeth or something about her mouth. Facially, she had reminded me of someone I once knew. Her less than perfect facial features made her seem more… realistic or potential to me. Drop-dead gorgeous girls don't excite me because I know I would never have a chance.
Some time around then Fred got a couch dance from Andie. Eventually, I also got a couch dance from Andie but I really wanted Vivian. I was too drunk to argue. I later found out we all received our first couch dance that night. During my couch dance, Andie was a little confused as I was giggling most of the time. The whole thing seemed funny to me. Here is this girl I don't really know bouncing up and down on my lap, grinding away at my groin. That is pretty ridiculous. It wasn't going to lead to sex. But then I started getting aroused. My body was fooled. That made me giggle even more. I thought "Okay" and I started grabbing her like I was going to fuck her. Then the time was up and it was over. I noticed other characters on other dark couches in that downstairs region. That was a little disturbing and a little intriguing. Were there dungeons as well?
For me, the pinnacle of the night was when Vivian was dancing on the satellite stage while Bitchy was chatting with the "Cops". By this time, I was drunk enough so that I was actually "hooting" and "wooing" verbally. When Vivian was done dancing, she walked right over to Bitchy who stood up to greet her. They basically started embracing and touching each other right in front of us and the "Cops". I think the "Cops" must have been blowing fuses at this point.
I saw Vivian and Bitchy connecting in a way that looked more real than mercenary. That was exciting. I was hoping that we would take her home or something. I wanted to watch Bitchy and Vivian go at it at least. Of course, Bitchy wanted to buy a couch dance from Vivian. I wanted to have one too or share one but we ran out of cash! After Bitchy returned from her couch dance, I expected to hear of exciting things and developments but it didn't come to pass.
As Vivian saw that we were both very aroused, she told me repeatedly, "You go easy on her". Then she looked at Bitchy and said "Maybe I should say you go easy on him."
Out of money and very drunk we called it a night. I think it was after midnight. About 5 hours at a bikini bar? Is that true? We got out of there with at least $200 damage. Fun stuff but expensive.
Oh yeah, Vivian was right. When I got home, I was a little too rough on Bitchy. But I wasn't too drunk to fuck.
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